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woah! you’re so attractive! i would have never guessed that you were cis!!!!!

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bongprince:

constantly thinking “wow, i’ve really internalized some toxic shit”

My life

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The New and Improved SAT →

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newyorker:

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In light of the College Board’s recent changes to the SAT, some humorous alternative vocabulary questions: http://nyr.kr/RpVqeO

Directions: Match the italicized slanty word or phrase with its meaning.

1….

(Source: newyorker.com, via fesbian)

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

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sexhaver:

capitalism has not only managed to convince us that “Mountain Berry” is a valid flavor but also that it tastes like the color blue

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